Girl Scout Cookies

I have spent much of the last month in a funky place. Not feeling well....stupid abdominal pain. I feel tired from it all, but I think I am going to try and work my way through this. Maybe try to be more healthy, work out more. As I type this, all I can think about is chocolate pudding. In fact, I think I am going to get some right now. It is totally 60 calories and not as good as girl scout cookies. Speaking of those triffling hookers. How is it they have made cookies smaller and put them in smaller packages with out clearing it with me. What kind of bullshit is that. I spend good money on that shit and now I am getting 8 to a box. There are 5 people in my house all of whom will cut a bitch for one of those crack cookies. I think there should have been some sort of national voting before they ran with this new size/style. Or they should have asked me first. Now I want my the rest of my box, bitch!