Botox you say??? Yes

So I have a multitude of problems with my lower abdomen. I have constant pain caused by endmitriosis - scarring- or even bladder issues. WHAT?????? Yea all these things are true. So my sweet urologist offered me botox as a solution to my bladder issue. Yea as a solution to my BLADDER. AS IN there is an injection in my bladder, not my face. UHHH No way man. I am saving my botox for my face. He did however give me a script for opium up my butt. So I am going wit that.


NICE

It is Monday and I got shot in the back.

And I paid a doctor a good chunk of change to do it too. So now I am watching any reality tv I can to escape my own and enjoy the numbing of my old school ice pack and pain pills. Ah, it is the life!

Another shot

Mother fucker. I have to get another nerve block shot in my spine. BALLS. Morphine last night still has my head tripped. I am tired of the crap, so yea. Gonna get the shot.

AND tonight someone was describing a woman to me and said, "she was old as balls, like mid thirties"

WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKKKK

I am not old I PROMISE